I Hate Department Stores and other remarks

Can you believe what's going on now? Macy's won't accept my credit card without me giving them some ID.

I mean, I don't have no ID. I don't even drive. What do I need an ID for? But you know, Christmas is coming up and I want to get gifts for my Grandkids.

Target and Sears? Na, those stores aren't good for the disabled. There's no chairs or anything to sit down on. At least Macy's has places to sit down. And you know what, they don't need me anyway, they got so many customers buyin stuff from them.

It's not true. They need you. Don't you know that the costumer is always right. If they don't serve you right, you can go to another store. There are other stores.

You see this walker. I had another one that was really low. This one is good. Not like the other one that was hurting my back. You see all those old women walkin around with their backs bent over, that's because they all have bad walkers. The place I got this one at is out of business, but it works great. I got it custom made for me.

I work for the city. You won't believe what they caught this guy doin. He took two bereavement days. His mother died, he took four days off for bereavement. Then he got his friend at a funeral home to write another death certificate for his mother again. He didn't realize that people can't die twice.

(A conversation with a random stranger.)